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We put together a list of some of the hottest mega doms in history. These are certainly naughty boys, but morality aside, we can all appreciate and objectify them. All are rated out of 5.

Earnesto “Che” Guevara

An iconic revolutionary dime piece, Che’s beret-scarf combo evokes a scruffy romantic Frenchman vibe.

He was known for favoring “the shirt” which he would don for weeks on end, earning him the nickname “El Chancho” (“The Pig”). His use of color leaves something to be desired, although it may have been conducive to his Guerrilla lifestyle. His scruffy beard and lack of general hygiene seemed to be a staple among his comrades (see Fidel Castro), but this did not seem to have a negative impact on his pull with the ladies, as he fathered five kids (BDE?). He seemed to have a thing for powerful women: his first wife, Hilda Gadea, was a Communist leader, author, and economist. His second wife, Aleida March, was quite a badass as well, an active combatant in both Che’s and Castro’s revolutions, mother to four of Che’s children, and a writer herself. Mad points for liberality and feminism my dude.

Fidel Castro

Comrades with our #1 commie, Che, Fidel Castro shares a scruffy beard and an appetite for revolution. Standing at 6’3” (meeoooowww), Castro was longest-serving non-royal head of state in the 20th and 21st centuries. In addition to evading CIA assassination, he gets mad points for his color palette (worlds better than Che’s) but goddamn this guy looks fuckin old. I mean he’s like 30 and looks 50. Not my vibe, but go off I guess.