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Luca Di Fabio - July 28, 2020

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Listen up, kinksters.

We put together a list of some of the hottest mega doms in history. These are certainly naughty boys, but morality aside, we can all appreciate and objectify them. All are rated out of 5.

Earnesto “Che” Guevara

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An iconic revolutionary dime piece, Che’s beret-scarf combo evokes a scruffy romantic Frenchman vibe.

He was known for favoring “the shirt” which he would don for weeks on end, earning him the nickname “El Chancho” (“The Pig”). His use of color leaves something to be desired, although it may have been conducive to his Guerrilla lifestyle. His scruffy beard and lack of general hygiene seemed to be a staple among his comrades (see Fidel Castro), but this did not seem to have a negative impact on his pull with the ladies, as he fathered five kids (BDE?). He seemed to have a thing for powerful women: his first wife, Hilda Gadea, was a Communist leader, author, and economist. His second wife, Aleida March, was quite a badass as well, an active combatant in both Che’s and Castro’s revolutions, mother to four of Che’s children, and a writer herself. Mad points for liberality and feminism my dude.

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Fidel Castro

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Comrades with our #1 commie, Che, Fidel Castro shares a scruffy beard and an appetite for revolution. Standing at 6’3” (meeoooowww), Castro was longest-serving non-royal head of state in the 20th and 21st centuries. In addition to evading CIA assassination, he gets mad points for his color palette (worlds better than Che’s) but goddamn this guy looks fuckin old. I mean he’s like 30 and looks 50. Not my vibe, but go off I guess.

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Vladimir Lenin

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Comrades with our #1 commie, Che, Fidel Castro shares a scruffy beard and an appetite for revolution. Standing at 6’3” (meeoooowww), Castro was longest-serving non-royal head of state in the 20th and 21st centuries. In addition to evading CIA assassination, he gets mad points for his color palette (worlds better than Che’s) but goddamn this guy looks fuckin old. I mean he’s like 30 and looks 50. Not my vibe, but go off I guess.

Josef Stalin

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Lenin’s successor, Josef Stalin, was hit hard with the smallpox during childhood, leaving him with scars, a slightly deformed arm, and some damaged self esteem. Also married twice, it appears that Stalin outgrew his childhood insecurities and slayed with the ladies, although his first son died in German prison in WWII. He funded his movement initially through extortion, robbery, and kidnapping; merely an appetizer to his murderous thirst for power - as he eventually became known as one of the most vicious dictators in history - killing almost 20 million people throughout his reign.

His mustache also became the dictatorial standard, inspiring Sadam Hussein and Hitler (among others). Like Hitler (who was nominated only once), Stalin was nominated for two Nobel Peace Prizes. He stood at 5’4” and his general paranoia and inclination to kill people would indicate some insecurity issues.

Verdict: not super hot, however he makes up for some of it with his sick color palette and decent taste in pants. 

Recolored photographs courtesy of Klimbim
https://www.deviantart.com/klimbims/gallery

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